As much as I’ve been trying to embrace early retirement – I’m bored shitless so I’m going to be the 54 year old man that I am. Fun, sexy, charming and humble. Let’s share moments and memories from my life. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll need a two-hour park.

(You won’t cry).

(You’d almost get away with an hour park, not quite)

He’s back…! Comedian Marty Sheargold returns with his brand-new stand-up show — The Red Card Tour. Known for his razor-sharp wit, masterful storytelling and unfiltered takes on life, Marty’s taking aim at everything from modern madness to middle-age misfires.

Whether you’ve followed him on TV, radio or stage, or you’re discovering him for the first time, this is your chance to see one of Australia’s most iconic comedians live at his absolute best. Grab your tickets. It’s time for The Red Card Tour.